Observer: PSP - A Reality CheckShocking Truth and Controversial Facts: PSP vs Nintendo DS: A Reality CheckBy Observer - 11-24-04 |
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Although I don't want to start another fanboy system war, I feel there are many things that need to be said. Certain people in the press would have you believe that the PSP is the best thing since “sliced bread.” And yet at the same time, they conveniently ignore the PSP’s MANY shortcomings. So without further delay here's my PSP reality check, dedicated to all of those who do not yet know the truth: 1. "When will the Disc Read Errors Begin?" Quote: Ouch! Sheller, Ludwig & Badey is a legal practice that specializes in consumer defense. They have gone after many corporate giants in the past on such varied topics such as Consumer Fraud and Defective Products. Here’s a quote from the site: $120 to fix something that SHOULD work correctly in the first place?! You’ve go to be kidding me. Here's a link to the Department of Consumer Affairs, the United States' main consumer advocacy group. They too have dealt with Sony's shoddy products. The United States Department of Consumer Affairs is the most powerful group of its kind. Here’s some interesting quotes from this article: Quote: Gee, that one sounds familiar. Here’s another: Quote: Why does this not surprise me? Part One: http://www.winternet.com/~mr_n64/updates/jan01/011601.html Part Two: http://www.winternet.com/~mr_n64/updates/jan01/011601.html Here’s an interesting quote from this gentleman’s unfortunate experiences: Quote: 2. "90 Minute Battery Life/Overheating?" Just in case you don't know, PJ McNealy (from American Technology Research) and Piper Jaffray & Co are two of the most respected and well known Analyst Firms of their type. Their reputation rides on the truth of their information. However, these two industry analysts aren't the only ones who have raised serious concerns about the PSP battery life and how it WILL effect games. "The implication is clear, however, and Kutaragi's comments will undoubtedly be taken as a tacit admission that there is a problem with the PSP's battery life - and that the firm may be hoping to fix this in a later revision of the hardware." Later Versions? Two Hour Battery life? It seems like we keep hearing the same thing over and over again. There is a term in the legal practice called “A Preponderance of Evidence.” This means that if the evidence is overwhelming then it must be true. Well, are the overheating and the battery life complaints legitimate? I’ll let you, the readers decide.
What does that mean? To be honest, the statement seems a bit "fishy." Well the story below may reveal why I feel this way. Quote: Seeing there was a problem, Sony decided to ask it's 3rd party developers to design their games in a way "best suited for the PSP," meaning to me, “make your games use as little battery life as possible.” "EXCLUSIVE: KOJIMA - CLASSIC METAL GEAR 'NOT SUITABLE' FOR PSP' " Quote: Gee, that's funny, they made an EXCELLENT Metal Gear game for the 8-Bit GameBoy Color. Something sounds fishy here. After reading this, you have to ask yourself, as good as MGA might turn out to be, what would fans want MORE? A "traditional" Metal Gear Game or this "turn-based" garbage? What would SELL more? A "traditional" Metal Gear Game or this "turn based title"? I think the answer is obvious to us all. So there you have it, the REAL story behind the "Turn Based" Metal Gear game. It makes me wonder, what other games might be affected by these battery life issues? Could it be that the "Final Fantasy" franchise might be the next game to feel the pinch of the PSP’s poor design? Recently, a new Final Fantasy game for the PSP was announced. Final Fantasy VII: CORE CRISIS is being billed as an "Action RPG." The key word here is "action," meaning no drawn out cut scenes and none of the other "bells and whistles" that modern day Final Fantasy fans have come to expect from the franchise. Although it’s too early to tell if FF: Core Crisis is another victim of the PSP’s shortcomings, you have to ask yourself the same questions that we stated earlier concerning Metal Gear AC!D. What do fans want more? A traditional Final Fantasy game with all the cut scenes and beautiful FMV, or an "action title?" We all know that the GCN’s own Final Fantasy: Crystal Chronicles sold fairly well, but no where nearly as well as Final Fantasy X-2, a more traditional entry for the series.
When IGN.COM reported the price list for the PSP and it’s accessories, they deliberately left all of the prices for the system accessories in YEN, probably because they didn’t want the public to know that Sony was going to sell a battery for almost $50! They even went so far as to LIE about the battery saying that “the battery's user-removable, and cheap." http://psp.ign.com/articles/560/560947p1.html Wow, $50(!) for a battery pack? That’s not "cheap." That's like saying "Bend Over Consumer!!!" 5. "The Truth about PSP , Mp3s, and Movies" Also, since the memory stick doubles as a “memory card,” gamers will have to store their music on the same device they store their game saves on, so anyone planning to use their PSP as an MP3 player will probably have to invest EVEN MORE MONEY on an extra memory stick if they want to hold a decent amount of songs. Again, a mere 128 megs is not a lot of space when it comes to MP3’s. There have even been rumors that state that the audio quality of MP3’s on the PSP is "inferior" to those found on other MP3 players. Only time will tell if that’s true, but just considering that the average memory stick has only a tiny fraction of the storage space offered by a real MP3 player, audiophiles will probably have to make certain "sacrifices" if they want to store a decent amount of music - "Sacrifices" that could include cutting the bit rate on your mp3’s, which we all know reduces their quality. 7. "Square-Enix and their strong support for the Nintendo DS" As we already know, the PSP will receive one Final Fantasy game, and the Final Fantasy Movie entitled “Advent Children.” But who is really getting the "lion’s share" of support when it comes to the biggest RPG company in the world? Well, a recent poll held in Japan hints that Square-Enix may finally be returning to its roots. This poll asked gamers which classic Square-Enix title gamers would like to see released on the DS. Among the choices were: Final Fantasy 3 (Already Confirmed) Add these games to the already confirmed titles listed below: EGG Monster Heroes And don’t forget that Square-Enix also plans to bring Final Fantasy 1+2 and a new Kingdom Hearts game to the GBA. After reading this impressive list of titles, it’s not hard to see which company Square-Enix thinks will rule the handheld kingdom. You may ask yourself, "Why does this matter?" Well, like them or not, Square-Enix titles MOVE SYSTEMS--especially overseas. Their support will be vital. And who knows, maybe the rumors about them being "unhappy with Sony" are true?
Well to be perfectly honest, the PSP’s miserable battery life is its true "Achilles heel" but if I had to pick one other flaw that truly stood out in my mind, it would be the PSP’s "Analog Disc." You know how some Nintendo DS haters are fond of pointing out that the DS has no analog stick? Well, neither does the PSP! It’s has what is instead called the “Analog Disc.” This little monstrosity is located just below the D-Pad on the face of the PSP. The way it works is that the disc "slides" over the surface of the machine itself, rather than tilting in one direction or another. To me, this is a terrible way to design an "input device." Yet the REAL problem is the cramped way in which gamers must hold the machine while using the PSP’s analog disc. You won’t believe how bad it is until you try it for yourself. Essentially, you have to contort your thumb in such a way that even the smallest amount of game play is bound to cause severe hand cramping. It almost seems to me that this "Analog Disc" is nothing more than a poorly designed after-thought. 9. Fighting on Two Fronts: The Power of GBA and Nintendo DS Combined From a historical standpoint, fighting a war on two fronts has ALWAYS been a bad idea. Forget for a moment that Sony is already battling Nintendo and Microsoft for console supremacy, for when the PSP enters the market it will be fighting against not one, but TWO separate, Million-Selling handheld game systems. Of course I’m talking about the Nintendo DS and the GBA/SP. Nintendo’s tried and true handheld dynamo has yet to disappoint fans with it’s massively robust game library and it’s incredibly cheap price. And to think, some of the GBA’s BEST GAMES are still on the way. Games like "Zelda the Minnish Cap," "Final Fantasy 1+2," "Kingdom Hearts" and many, many more. Over 25 Million gamers already own the GBA. The GameBoy brand currently ranks as the most popular game system in the history of mankind. Some estimates even state that Nintendo sells several GBA units EVERY MINUTE, with no signs of slowing down. With a recent price drop and a strong library of games, the GBA is bound to have one AMAZING Holiday season, even with the Nintendo DS looming on the horizon. But what about the Nintendo DS you say? Well, recently it was reported that Nintendo DS pre-orders have topped TWO MILLION in Japan alone. That’s one amazing number. As for the rest of the World, Nintendo expects to sell over 4 Million Nintendo DS systems by March 05 alone! This will give the Nintendo DS a serious head start in the console war by the time the PSP launches, just like the head start Sony had with the PS2 in the console war. And if the rumors are true and the PSP is delayed until next fall, this will only widen the lead for the Nintendo DS. Either way, it will be an uphill battle for Sony, while it tries desperately to compete with these two powerhouse systems. A quote from an article concerning PSP Delays: "Sony's PSP is at "high risk" of a substantial delay--into next year for Japan, and perhaps all the way to November 2005 for the US market. That's the word from two separate memos sent on consecutive business days from noted industry analysts." http://www.gamespot.com/news/2004/10/04/news_6109524.html 10. Sizing up the Competition: A History Lesson of Other Losers in the Handheld Wars You may or may not know that Nintendo has already defeated nine, count them NINE, serious competitors when it comes to defending it’s handheld kingdom. Now many in the press will tell you that, “Sony is the first REAL competition this company has ever faced.” Well, those people are lying. When Sega released the Game Gear, they held the top spot in the console war of the time (of course later, SNES would win the day). When NEC released their "PC Engine/Turbo Grafx Express" system, it boasted the unique ability to play CONSOLE games on a handheld platform. Sound familiar? The Sega Nomad, another failed portable, also boasted this "impressive" ability, and yet it too failed. Miserably. Finally when Bandai decided to release their own handheld, they turned to former Nintendo's Great and Genius designer Gunpei Yokoi to help them design their clever little handheld. And in the end, even the brilliance of Yokoi-san, the father of the Gameboy, could not up seat the power of the GameBoy brand. What did all these handhelds have in common, I mean other than getting their asses kicked by Nintendo? Well, first, they all had better and sometimes bigger screens. They all had more "bells and whistles" including the ability to watch TV shows and other useless, non-gaming applications. Many of them had poor battery life, especially the TG Express, Atari Lynx, the Sega Nomad and Game Gear Systems. (Again, sound familiar)? 11. " 'PSP: The Portable You Play at Home?' or 'PSP: Don’t Leave Home WITH It.' PSP Design Issues” Now, this part is just my opinion and I want to make that clear before I begin. However, many of you might agree with the points I am going to bring up. First, every time I see the PSP I can’t help but think how cheap and flimsy it looks. Like the entire machine is constructed from light weight plastics. This machine hardly looks durable and since we all know about Sony’s reputation for making shoddy products, it makes me wonder, will anyone WANT to leave home with their PSP? I mean, that’s the purpose of a portable gaming device, gaming on the go. Yet, every time I look at the PSP, I cant help but think how easily it could break. How the "open face" design of the machine will leave it susceptible to serious damage. How putting this already large system in a carry case would only increase it’s size and decrease it’s portability. I also wonder why the put the D-Pad and the Buttons so close to the screen. There will be many a thumb print griming up that 16x9 screen. And something tells me, replacing that screen WON’T be cheap. (In contrast, replacing a GBA screen costs around $2 and you can do it yourself). And then there are the nagging battery life issues. What is a gamer supposed to do? Carry an extra $50 battery pack around, just in case they want to play games after they watch a movie? The whole concept seems ridiculous to me. A portable is about rough and ready, PORTABLE gaming. Not sitting at home while your handheld is plugged into a wall. There is NO WAY the PSP could ever survive the brutal world of the average portable gamer. PSP, don’t leave home WITH it.
Well, I wanted to write so much more in this article, but unfortunately, I am in excruciating pain while I wait to pass my THIRD kidney stone. Let me tell you, they are NO fun. And the painkillers they gave me are making me see things! But seriously for a moment, the reason I wrote this article is not because I’m some fanboy who just wants to see Sony fail. I’m no hypocrite; I have purchased Sony products in the past. However, this is one product where I truly feel consumers are being handed a RAW DEAL. Consumers are getting a poorly designed machine that is being rushed to market. The only reason it even exists is to further Sony’s plans of “World Domination.” Sony could care less about the average gamer or their needs. Look at the way the PS2 has only two controller ports, while EVERY OTHER modern system has FOUR. This is just a small example of how they love to stack the cards in favor of their corporate machine. And you the consumer pay the price. Since the mainstream press is either too afraid, or too corrupt to tell the truth, I felt the responsibility fell upon my shoulders. Sony is leading the gaming world down a path of mediocrity. I for one will not follow this goose-stepping march into oblivion. I will not pay close to $300 to play a bunch of PSone Greatest Hits titles from a series of dead franchises (like Twisted Metal, etc). I want the system that brings me new experiences and new ideas. I want a breath of fresh air. In my opinion, Nintendo DS is not only the BETTER system for the gamer, it’s better for the industry as well. It’s unique design and features will challenge even the most creative of game designers. And in the end, we the consumer end up benefiting from this REVOLUTION the most. Thanks for reading friends. Remember, YOU the consumer are the REAL power in this industry. |